URZILA CARLSON

FATTY ON A YACHT TOUR

10 DECEMBER 2026

SHOW INFORMATION

URZILA CARLSON: FATTY ON A YACHT TOUR

Aotearoa’s fan-favourite comedian returns to New Zealand in 2026 with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht.

Ever felt like you don’t belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht? Carlson’s new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who’s ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, “This can’t be right”.

It’s about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.

Effortlessly likeable… stream of belly-laughs.– The Age, Melbourne

Carlson’s a master of the form. Audiences across New Zealand have known it for years and turned out in droves in recognition of that. Now, it’s the world’s turn. – The Spinoff NZ

TICKET PRICING

THURSDAY, 10 DECEMBER 2026. 7PM

GENERAL ADMISSION ADULT: $72.20 + booking fees

Age restriction: Recommended 15+

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House Information

Seating Plan

Accessibility

We pride ourselves on being one of the most accessible venues in the city. We have flat access through our main doors and staff are more than happy to help with the doors if needed. Taxis can drop off and pick up patrons from outside these doors and we can order a taxi for you after the show. There are accessible toilets on the lower level and a roomy lift provides access both to these facilities and to the Stalls seating. Seats in the Circle are accessed via several flights of stairs so we recommend patrons with mobility difficulties book seats in the Stalls. We have seven dedicated wheelchair spaces. We also have opera glasses available for hire for $5 at the Box Office – just ask when you come in. We encourage our patrons to discuss their needs with us so we can ensure they enjoy the show.

Bar Service

Our bars have a selection of New Zealand wines and beers as well as juices, water, light snacks and ice creams. The bars will be closed five minutes before the show’s published start time.

Theatre Etiquette

People come to the Regent Theatre to have a great night out. So everyone has a good time, we ask all our patrons to be courteous to those around them.

Please turn off all your electronic devices before you come into the auditorium.
If you have taken snacks from our bar back to your seat, try not to rustle when the house lights go down.
If you are late to a show, get comfortable in our bar area until we can turn the house lights back on so you can find your seat.
Camera flashes occasionally make performers stumble – over their lines or their feet – so we prefer that you don’t use flash (or any other) photography.
Please keep your feet on the floor – someone counting the beat on the back of your seat can be distracting.
Dancing in the aisles sounds like fun but it might make our Circle collapse. If you really need to dance (and it’s the right sort of show), please book seats in the Stalls or make your way out to the foyer.
We encourage you to introduce your children to the arts, but please also teach them to watch and listen quietly and peacefully.